Gemfarngemhasdotcet is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful cow.

Gemfarngemhasdotcet created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemfarngemhasdotcet, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gemfarngemhasdotcet, she will come to you in dreams.

Gemfarngemhasdotcet's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gemfarngemhasdotcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.