Cungunrul is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered ferret.

Cungunrul created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cungunrul, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cungunrul, she will be mildly annoyed.

Cungunrul's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cungunrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Cungunrul must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must love Cungunrul.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.