Omtjigxin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy crane.

Omtjigxin created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtjigxin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omtjigxin, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Omtjigxin's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Omtjigxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Worship no other gods but Omtjigxin.

5. Never play with disobedient children.