Ominlibpang is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, effective crow.

Ominlibpang created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominlibpang, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ominlibpang, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ominlibpang's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Ominlibpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Retreat if six foxes approach from the west.

5. Never run near birds.