Tofmotdinlun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous yak.

Tofmotdinlun created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofmotdinlun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tofmotdinlun, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Tofmotdinlun's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tofmotdinlun's Holy Commandments

1. Tofmotdinlun loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always take life seriously.