Gupjaptik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody lizard.

Gupjaptik created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupjaptik, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gupjaptik, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gupjaptik's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gupjaptik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.