Bigcunflam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, cheerful owl.

Bigcunflam created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigcunflam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bigcunflam, it will not care at all.

Bigcunflam's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bigcunflam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve swans for they are unholy.

2. Feed all hungry monkeys.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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