Fagyarpbom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fast wyrm.

Fagyarpbom created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagyarpbom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fagyarpbom, it will turn you into a mole.

Fagyarpbom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fagyarpbom's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fagyarpbom.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Hide from indigo tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.