Hivtikbap Bumxuckgeb Fongubgab
is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome
jaguar
.
Hivtikbap Bumxuckgeb Fongubgab
created Asia six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hivtikbap Bumxuckgeb Fongubgab
, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Hivtikbap Bumxuckgeb Fongubgab
, he will refuse to believe in you.
Hivtikbap Bumxuckgeb Fongubgab's
most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Hivtikbap Bumxuckgeb Fongubgab's Holy Commandments
1. You must love Hivtikbap Bumxuckgeb Fongubgab.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Hivtikbap Bumxuckgeb Fongubgab.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Never talk about amino acids.
5. Pray towards the east.
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