Hatgonsab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, moody toad.

Hatgonsab created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatgonsab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hatgonsab, he will ignore you.

Hatgonsab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hatgonsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Never mention sheep.