Parklegbum is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective bat.

Parklegbum created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Parklegbum, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Parklegbum, it will turn you into a mouse.

Parklegbum's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Parklegbum's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.