Talominfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered clam.

Talominfarn created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talominfarn, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Talominfarn, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Talominfarn's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Talominfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Talominfarn.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.