Hubstaffot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain meerkat.

Hubstaffot created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubstaffot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hubstaffot, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hubstaffot's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hubstaffot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Run away if three bats approach from the east.

3. Hubstaffot loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Pray towards the north.