Cibwotflam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart wren.

Cibwotflam created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibwotflam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cibwotflam, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cibwotflam's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cibwotflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about gravity.
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