Minnurtkad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, thoughtless pig.

Minnurtkad created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Minnurtkad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Minnurtkad, she will laugh at you.

Minnurtkad's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Minnurtkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Minnurtkad loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Do not hurt dolphins.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.
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