Vanzenquart is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, charitable
dryad.
Vanzenquart created a photon three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vanzenquart, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Vanzenquart, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Vanzenquart's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Vanzenquart's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the west.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Never sit in holy places.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never run in the presence of squirrels.