Pasafwot is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless
fly.
Pasafwot created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pasafwot, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Pasafwot, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Pasafwot's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Pasafwot's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not wear fawn clothing.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not speak about gooseberries.