Pasafwot is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless fly.

Pasafwot created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasafwot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pasafwot, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pasafwot's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pasafwot's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.