Ingfub is a god.

It takes the form of a small, ruthless armadillo.

Ingfub created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ingfub, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ingfub, it will curse you with boils.

Ingfub's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Ingfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Ingfub on top of all buildings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Do not take Ingfub's name in vain.