Kenlabgab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful slug.

Kenlabgab created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Kenlabgab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kenlabgab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Kenlabgab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Kenlabgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sharks.

2. Kenlabgab loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.