Cebhanvab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, impressive dingo.

Cebhanvab created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebhanvab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebhanvab, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cebhanvab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cebhanvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow dresses.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.