Honfunlog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking dragon.

Honfunlog created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Honfunlog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Honfunlog, he will have a low opinion of you.

Honfunlog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Honfunlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Never paint your neck magenta.

3. Do not take Honfunlog's name in vain.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.