Gubstiklarggil is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind goblin.

Gubstiklarggil created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Gubstiklarggil, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gubstiklarggil, it will turn you into a plant.

Gubstiklarggil's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gubstiklarggil's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Hide if six mites approach from the east.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not cook food in pots.