Ranflamlad Pibgidrag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unjust snail.

Ranflamlad Pibgidrag created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ranflamlad Pibgidrag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ranflamlad Pibgidrag, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ranflamlad Pibgidrag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ranflamlad Pibgidrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.