Ditgudgatmancar is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured whale.

Ditgudgatmancar created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditgudgatmancar, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ditgudgatmancar, he will try to impress you with trees.

Ditgudgatmancar's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ditgudgatmancar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Gulls are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about frogs.