Zogmiscuss Cabnurlgar is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zogmiscuss Cabnurlgar created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zogmiscuss Cabnurlgar, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zogmiscuss Cabnurlgar, he will be very sad.

Zogmiscuss Cabnurlgar's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Zogmiscuss Cabnurlgar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always obey Zogmiscuss Cabnurlgar's priests.

3. Always help nematodes.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Put Zogmiscuss Cabnurlgar first in all things.