Wikyarltailfom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful fish.

Wikyarltailfom created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikyarltailfom, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wikyarltailfom, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wikyarltailfom's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Wikyarltailfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.