Bafsugxingun is a god.

She takes the form of a small, two-faced dryad.

Bafsugxingun created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Bafsugxingun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bafsugxingun, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bafsugxingun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bafsugxingun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bafsugxingun.

3. Never run in the presence of goats.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never play with disobedient children.