Yat Madcidtom is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, omniscient crow.

Yat Madcidtom created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yat Madcidtom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yat Madcidtom, he will turn you into a snail.

Yat Madcidtom's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yat Madcidtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Yat Madcidtom must be the most important thing in your life.