Citlargjen is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, effective mink.

Citlargjen created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citlargjen, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Citlargjen, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Citlargjen's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Citlargjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not kill cats.