Nigstiggep is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish butterfly.

Nigstiggep created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Nigstiggep, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nigstiggep, it will turn you into a tree.

Nigstiggep's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Nigstiggep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect eight copper sculptures of Nigstiggep on top of important buildings.

4. You must pray to Nigstiggep three times a day.

5. Never look in ponds.