Hom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able slug.

Hom created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hom, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hom's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silicon sculptures of Hom on top of important buildings.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never play with disobedient children.