Nanbagbet is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, grumpy weasel.

Nanbagbet created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanbagbet, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nanbagbet, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nanbagbet's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nanbagbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never look at moons.