Logpodvin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty bear.

Logpodvin created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Logpodvin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Logpodvin, he will not care.

Logpodvin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Logpodvin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. Always wear cyan.