Pinflatsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking spider.

Pinflatsaw created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Pinflatsaw, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pinflatsaw, it will turn you into a worm.

Pinflatsaw's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pinflatsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the east.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must pray to Pinflatsaw six times a day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not make images of living things.