Figduss is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy
narwhal.
Figduss created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Figduss, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Figduss, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Figduss' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Figduss' Holy Commandments1. Never look at planets.
2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.
3. Never feed rice to horses while wearing blue shoes.
4. Do not shave your head.
5. Do not stand on grass.