Zagceb is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast pigeon.

Zagceb created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Zagceb, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zagceb, he will torture you forever.

Zagceb's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Zagceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.