Zagceb is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast
pigeon.
Zagceb created Mount Everest three million years ago.
If you believe in
Zagceb, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Zagceb, he will torture you forever.
Zagceb's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Zagceb's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt foxes.
2. Do not bounce in public.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.