Sidfathad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, conceited gnu.

Sidfathad created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidfathad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sidfathad, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sidfathad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sidfathad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sidfathad's name in vain.

2. Sidfathad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Run away if five sharks approach from the east.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.