Sogyarzod is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent frog.

Sogyarzod created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogyarzod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sogyarzod, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sogyarzod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sogyarzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Sogyarzod on top of important buildings.

5. Sogyarzod loves ants, so they must be honoured.