Joprullkin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate zebra.

Joprullkin created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Joprullkin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Joprullkin, she will be mildly annoyed.

Joprullkin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Joprullkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Joprullkin loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.