Zan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, amazing warg.

Zan created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zan, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zan's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Zan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Never bounce in the presence of horses.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not make images of living things.