Fagrakhimyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest wolf.

Fagrakhimyarl created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagrakhimyarl, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fagrakhimyarl, he will torture you forever.

Fagrakhimyarl's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fagrakhimyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fagrakhimyarl first in all things.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.