Gadfasrip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous crow.

Gadfasrip created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadfasrip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gadfasrip, he will not care at all.

Gadfasrip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gadfasrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gadfasrip on top of all buildings.

5. Run away if three swans approach from the east.