Ligflapdut is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, deceitful clam.

Ligflapdut created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligflapdut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ligflapdut, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ligflapdut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Ligflapdut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven pigs approach from the west.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never talk about fire.