Vannuttab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident snake.

Vannuttab created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vannuttab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vannuttab, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Vannuttab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Vannuttab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near sharks.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.