Ruttfarnbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable wyvern.

Ruttfarnbeg created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfarnbeg, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ruttfarnbeg, he will turn you into a snail.

Ruttfarnbeg's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Ruttfarnbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Worship no other gods but Ruttfarnbeg.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Fast once a month.