Pagfenkimcarceb is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, generous
eagle.
Pagfenkimcarceb created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pagfenkimcarceb, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Pagfenkimcarceb, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Pagfenkimcarceb's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Pagfenkimcarceb's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear yellow clothing.
2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
5. Never eat bark.