Bossnuttflat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, overgenerous weasel.

Bossnuttflat created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossnuttflat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bossnuttflat, it will not care at all.

Bossnuttflat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bossnuttflat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bossnuttflat.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bossnuttflat.

3. Bossnuttflat loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Run away if five cats approach from the west.

5. Do not commit murder.