Vogsadyat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking dog.

Vogsadyat created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogsadyat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vogsadyat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vogsadyat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Vogsadyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face green.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help bats.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.