Vigarfhak is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, thoughtless jellyfish.

Vigarfhak created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigarfhak, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vigarfhak, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vigarfhak's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Vigarfhak's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Retreat if three foxes approach from the east.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.