Vaggabmob is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying centaur.

Vaggabmob created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaggabmob, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vaggabmob, it will turn you into a duck.

Vaggabmob's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Vaggabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the south.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vaggabmob.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Do not eat strawberries.